Tag: funny
group name: mooseandsquirrel
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September 27, 2007 04:30 AM EDT --
You look down in the lower corner and it says "Etch-A-Sketch"
In order to boot up you need jumper cables and a friend's car
The "quick reference" manual is 300 pages long . . . more
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April 09, 2007 02:53 PM EDT --
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stops at the foot of the bed that his wife is already in
"this is the pig I sleep with when you have a headache"
. . . more
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April 14, 2007 07:10 PM EDT --
A woman facing divorce after 15 years of marriage, was preparing to leave her house for the last time. She decided to prepare herself a final special meal, for her last one in her home. She decided on . . . more
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May 25, 2007 10:16 PM EDT --
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The . . . more
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September 01, 2007 07:26 AM EDT --
Anna found a website called http://www.myheritage.com , which uses computer modeling to show you which celebrities you look most like. It seems kind of cheesy, but it's fun to play with. They . . . more
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December 12, 2007 07:59 PM EST --
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice . . . more
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December 19, 2006 07:55 PM EST --
In this age of political correctness we aren’t supposed to admit that there are ethic and cultural differences let alone joke about . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:07 PM EDT --
A man lay on his deathbed and his wife sat next to him. The end was near and they both knew it. The man sat up and gasped, "There's something I need to tell you..."
His wife smiled . . . more
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December 22, 2007 09:31 AM EST --
I received this in an email from "Unity '08". I just about laughed myself silly.
'Twas the Night before Primaries
'Twas the night before Christmas, when . . . more
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March 17, 2008 11:11 AM EDT --
Has anyone noticed that the Obama cover of the Rolling Stone has his head positioned in such a way as it reads "Rollin One"?
A Hint? A coincidence? Not-so-subliminal message?
. . . more
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April 02, 2008 12:55 AM EDT --
My friend Marty Stahursky was a popular Freeport HS basketball star, some years ahead of my time there. My father was a teacher at FHS, so I had heard about him years before I actually met him. I used . . . more
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March 29, 2007 01:15 AM EDT --
Gee, thanks Donna Kutlus!
This wasn't easy; hope these qualify! LOL
The following are now tagged (hahaha):
Josh G.
Candace _
T. D.
George Vreeland Hill
J.T. . . . more
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November 10, 2007 06:31 PM EST --
The readership has expressed amusement from my stories of odd and idiotic human behavior. I have another one to pass along that . . . more
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June 02, 2007 10:08 AM EDT --
What fun we'll all be having gathering away whilst tuning to Comedy Central tomorrow night (Sunday) at 8 PM EST laughing our country a$$es off watching Larry-The-Cable-Guy's brand new special. . . . more
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October 16, 2007 07:40 PM EDT --
With all the problems facing this troubled world, there are those who insist on concentrating on fixing minutia which doesn’t . . . more
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February 13, 2008 01:24 AM EST --
My girlfriend Anna went to the Modell's Sporting Goods store in Times Square after work on Tuesday, to buy me a Valentine's Day gift. After finding the very last (size large) NY GIANTS' Superbowl . . . more
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December 17, 2007 04:37 PM EST --
By Tim Hollis
Coleridge noted that "the most savage of men are not beasts. They are something worse... much worse." FCC Chairman Kevin Martin is much worse and is pushing . . . more
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November 09, 2007 06:56 PM EST --
Today my lack of confidence in people was reinforced. Perhaps some may be tiring of seeing me write about this but it is a constant . . . more
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November 01, 2007 07:32 PM EDT --
The old story is that men are only interested in sex and will bed down any partner that is available and interested. On the other . . . more
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October 11, 2007 07:43 PM EDT --
Having run the gamut about the timeless conflict between men and women, the time seems ripe for some humor on the subject. All of . . . more
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