Tag: humor
group name: mooseandsquirrel
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January 17, 2008 08:11 AM EST --
Yes I'm a card carrying, God lovin, gun totin Republican Patriot, But I received an email the other day that the U.S. government was still trying to argue for a ban of handguns in the homes . . . more
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November 16, 2007 08:45 AM EST --
In 1978, I would've LOVED Hillary Clinton. In those days, we called potheads just "heads," for short. If a female presidential contender said "they're not attacking me because I'm . . . more
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December 23, 2007 08:54 PM EST --
It seems that one of the ways to get a lot of comments and ratings is to show to the gatherite community a picture of a lady's boobies, either the poster's or in the case of guys, the boobies . . . more
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September 19, 2007 09:25 PM EDT --
The idea for this topic was inspired by a recent joke published by Army Man.
See: http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977120712
Please be realistic. Truth is much stranger . . . more
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June 11, 2007 11:56 PM EDT --
Welcome to Overcommitment Anonymous. We are men and women who have come together to share our strength and our pain in overcoming overcommitment.
We have scheduled an extra hour a day for meetings to . . . more
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April 09, 2007 02:53 PM EDT --
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stops at the foot of the bed that his wife is already in
"this is the pig I sleep with when you have a headache"
. . . more
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March 21, 2008 11:39 PM EDT --
In case you've forgotten,
Here's Red just to remind you!
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April 14, 2007 07:10 PM EDT --
A woman facing divorce after 15 years of marriage, was preparing to leave her house for the last time. She decided to prepare herself a final special meal, for her last one in her home. She decided on . . . more
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May 25, 2007 10:16 PM EDT --
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The . . . more
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July 20, 2007 11:52 AM EDT --
Congressional Democrats today failed to include a provision in homeland security legislation that would protect the public from being sued for reporting suspicious behavior that may lead to a terrorist . . . more
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November 09, 2007 09:06 AM EST --
Have you ever wanted to really WOW your family at a holiday feast? Do you have the slightest desire to see your family OOH and AHH over your holiday spread? Have you ever wanted to freak them out, . . . more
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February 29, 2008 09:33 AM EST --
Today, February 29, is Leap Day.
It is the day we women can propose marriage to our sweethearts without seeming like desperate golddiggers. This tradition originated in Scotland in 1288. . . . more
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March 18, 2007 09:33 PM EDT --
Keeping on my Moose and Squirrel kick, I thought it would be fun to see who most closely resembles the main characters from today’s current events. Of course, my list is completely . . . more
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December 19, 2006 07:55 PM EST --
In this age of political correctness we aren’t supposed to admit that there are ethic and cultural differences let alone joke about . . . more
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August 01, 2007 09:45 AM EDT --
"Not again!"
So I just heard on NPR (and thus it must be true ... but I digress) that Senator Joe Lieberman from that great (ah, who is kidding who) state of Connecticut has finally . . . more
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July 28, 2007 07:43 AM EDT --
This morning, VP Dick Cheney is undergoing minor surgery to replace the battery in his cardioverter defibrillator.
This is a device that "jump starts" the old guy when his heart . . . more
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August 23, 2007 07:21 PM EDT --
Ever notice that good things often disappear because some idiot did something to destroy it for the rest of us? Here is an example; in . . . more
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March 31, 2008 02:50 PM EDT --
Executive Order: Disestablishment of Primary and General Electoral Processes
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the . . . more
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December 22, 2007 09:31 AM EST --
I received this in an email from "Unity '08". I just about laughed myself silly.
'Twas the Night before Primaries
'Twas the night before Christmas, when . . . more
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August 11, 2007 03:49 PM EDT --
For a long time now I have been writing and talking about issues which run contrary to common sense and often are completely outlandish, . . . more
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